Fart Alert!

The Great Gasby!  Dr. Tootlittle!  O Brother, Where Fart Thou?!  I could go on and on.

Today’s topic shouldn’t be a surprise by now, but it has been a surprise to me.  Creeping up out of nowhere, showing up at inopportune times.  Popping out of nowhere (ok, I’ll stop now).  And to be honest with you, I’ve still never quite figured out what causes it.  I am sure that it is something I can Google, but I don’t believe there is a one-size-fits-all reason for this.  Some people seem to go their whole lives without letting anything go past their cheeks while others seem to have issues after a glass of water.

Me, I tend to get it when I eat Peanut Butter M&Ms, pizza and pasta.  I know beans are known as the “musical food” but carbohydrates seem to be my nemesis.  And as much as I don’t care for pasta, pizza is pretty much my favorite food.  So you can see how I have a lot to deal with on my plate.

“Why is he bringing this topic up?”  That’s probably what some of you are thinking.  Well, it has to do with diets and eating, right?  That’s what my blog is mainly about.  So I might touch on sensitive topics but if you can’t handle it you can just blow on through.

In all reality, I believe I’ve noticed a trend with eating “good” food and eating “not good” food.  Now, I don’t normally label foods good or bad as I think anything can be eaten in the proper moderation.  However; for this discussion we will basically put all delicious foods under “not good” food and healthy foods under “good” food.  When I spend more time eating “good” food, I don’t seem to have any Winnie the Pooh issues in my stomach.  Perhaps it’s because my body can use every once of food and turn it to energy and there is a minimal amount move to waste.  But when I eat delicious food like pizza, hamburgers and cinnamon rolls I tend to get a rumbling in my tummy.  Perhaps it’s because my body doesn’t know what the hell half of the ingredients are and it has to exude them somehow!

But how does that explain my perfectly healthy pizza I make at home?  Or homemade hamburgers?  Those can be culprits as well and they are stuffed with preservatives and strange ingredients.  They are relatively healthy.  So what now?

I don’t know.  I don’t even really know why this is here, I just brought it up because it has been an issue all week.  When I was on my 26+ mile walk I was leaving more than dust in my path the entire time.  And it has been an issue all week.  But it was just on my mind and what is on my mind is often on my blog.

This too shall pass…


Breakfast – Breaded chicken
Snacks – Red Velvet Cupcake
Lunch – Pizza
Dinner – Tater Tot Casserole
Dessert – Donuts and cinnamon rolls



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